it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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