please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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