His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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