I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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