Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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