Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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