Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
All I want is dick and wine.
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