But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I want to have your abortion
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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