i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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