no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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