Pappa wants mamma naked
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This is classic penis vs brain.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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