1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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