do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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