did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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