Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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