Someone shit on the floor
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can I color on your dick again?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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