the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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