she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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