Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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