Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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