Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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