is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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