I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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