it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dicks are not precious.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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