I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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