Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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