Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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