But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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