Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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