nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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