My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
D3 body, D1 cock
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
