I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
no you cant smoke seaweed
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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