Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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