when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu