Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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