Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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