How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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