My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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