You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Your penis caused this!
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