I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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