And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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