I look better un-naked...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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