I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way