Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.