Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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