Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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