and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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