This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
