Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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