i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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