Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
