So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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