i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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