it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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