i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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