Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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