so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I need to calm my uterus...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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